Steven Seagal has been arrested in the Himalayas after the panda sanctuary officials reported him on suspicion of molesting pandas.
Mr Seagal was an original founder of the Himalayan Panda Sanctuary in Nepal. It employs 13 full time staff and is one of the world leaders in Panda rehabilitation with Jimmy Carter being one of the distinguished visitors to the park. Over 30 pandas inhabit the 100 acre range and 3 births have occurred this year.
Mr Seagal has always been a frequent visitor but officials noticed some strange panda behavior which have coincided with his most recent visits. Normally rambunctious pandas became despondent and stopped eating. In order to get to the bottom of this park officials installed CCTV devices and have allegedly caught Mr Seagal in the act.
Park officials have declined to comment and Mr Seagal is unable to comment in prison. Calls to his agent where rebuffed but the US embassy in Nepal is trying to extradite him to the US where the charges against him will be less severe.
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